I guess my story is simple. We dachshunds are trying to take over the world. We use humans whenever we can to accomplish our goals in life. My mommy creates all these cute doxie items that are inspired by me. Well, you really needs to knows that I puts all the ideas in her head with my mind control powers. I would do the art myself, but I don't have thumbs. So it is much easier to give all the manual labor jobs to the humans.

Another thing you must knows about us dachshunds is we love "Bobo" stuffed toys and pretty much any toy we can de-stuff. Thus, there are many "Bobos" in my Mommy's art.

Finally, no matter what you hears out in the world, squirrels are not cute critters with fuzzy tails! They is really evil. They is the enemy to all dachshundkind! The humans think they created us wiener dogs to hunt badgers, but really the badgers are just really grumpy critters that prefer to be left alone. The squirrels are smarter than they looks. They is trying to rule the world, too. If the squirrels gain power, then we are all doomed. People wills be off searching for lost nuts forever.

So that’s my story ands I is sticking to it. Oh, and if you thinks my mommy is making this all up, then, you better watch out. There are squirrels out there using their mind control on you at this very minute.